Miley Cyrus Should Just Do A Porno

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CAUTION! DISNEY GIRL GONE WILD! ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!

I remember a simpler time, when Miley Cyrus was better known as the spunky girl from Hanna Montana. That didn’t last very long. Around the time she turned 18 Hustler made a porn parody starring Brynn Tyler as Miley entitled “Miley Can’t Be Tamed”. The parody featured a newly adult Cyrus going on a sexualized adventure spree. She went to a strip club, smoked weed, had sex with “The Situation” from MTV’s Jersey Shore, and even hooked-up with an older guy who look a lot like her father Billy Ray Cyrus. The video was all for fun of course, I remember smirking because this persona was far from how it was, at least to the general public. Miley had just released the Hanna Montana movie and was still America’s sweetheart. Boy, have things changed. I re watched that Brynn Tyler video recently (I’m a creep, I’m aware) and realized that the out of control blunt smoking image was her actual lifestyle (at least to the general public).

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Ever since her twerk induced performance at the VMA’s Miley has been on a mission to shed her wholesome image (and then some). She openly praises marijuana and smoking blunts. For a girl with no ass she twerks her little heart out whenever she can. She’s hanging out with Juicy J and doing a whole bunch of other “ratchet” things that are alienating her old fans but helping her gain a whole bunch more.

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Though not everybody is exactly happy with her actions as of late. Many celebrities have spoken out about Cyrus, including Sinéad O’Connor who asked her to “stop pimping herself” in an open letter. Not all celebrities feel that way, Floyd Mayweather apparently wants Miley to escort him to the ring before his next fight.

I bring all this up to ask one simple question; what else could she possibly do? She has flashed boob, basically showed her vagina and ass. What else could she do that could shock us? If you’ve read the title of the article then you should know that the answer is for Miley to make a porno or sextape.

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Why not? Lately, when I do a Google image search of Miley Cyrus the results are no different from some of my favorite porn stars. If I had been living on the moon for the last half a decade and didn’t know who Miley Cyrus was, and you showed me some of her latest pictures there is no way you could convince me that she wasn’t already a porn star.

So, Miley here is your bit of career advice for the day, just go ahead and do porn; or at least a naked twerk video. Cant wait for ‘Bangerz’!

Is Miley Cyrus a twerking genius or too much? Let us know in the comments section.

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