15. Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006)
From eccentric filmmaker Bobcat Goldthwait comes possibly one of the weirdest, most sexually deviant films that you’re likely to come across and there isn’t even technically a sex scene in it. There’s a sex act, sure, but it occurs entirely off screen. And thank god. Basically, Sleeping Dogs Lie details a young woman (Melinda Page Hamilton) whose life spirals out of control after it’s learned that in college, she had… erm, oral… relations, with her dog. That’s right. It’s a film about the ramifications of bestiality.
This event reverberates through our protagonist’s life, and admitting this transgression indeed creates a divide between herself and not only her fiancé, but also her family. Ultimately, this is a picture about trying to get past the actions we’ve taken, though one can’t help but think of the moment in question, a scene hilariously incongruous with its content, noted not only for its nonchalance, but for… you know what, let’s just move on.
14. MacGruber (2010)
Midway through this quite underrated SNL-sketch-turned-movie, special operations agent MacGruber (Will Forte) and his loyal assistant Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) finally give into their passion and make love in an ultra-realistically rendered sex scene. The awkwardly whiny sex noises and movements are the perfect combo of cringe-worthy and hilariousness, made all the more delightful because the titular character seems to have zero self-awareness.
Later, a guilt-ridden MacGruber, feeling that he has betrayed his dead wife by sleeping with another woman, goes to her grave to beg her forgiveness. He is soon visited by the ghost of his deceased beloved (Maya Rudolph) who gives him her blessing. Before they part yet again the duo engage in one of the most outrageous sex scenes in all of cinema as MacGruber frantically humps his wife’s ghost atop her tombstone.
13. Orgazmo (1997)
Before they hit it big with South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone produced this story of a Mormon missionary who makes a porno to pay for his wedding. He reluctantly takes on the persona of an adult film superhero, named Captain Orgazmo, who, along with his sidekick Choda Boy, fights crime with his Orgazmorator – a device which, as you could probably guess, causes folks to orgasm.
There are many to choose from, but the “Tina Rex” scene is easily the funniest moment to be found in this film. Ok, so it’s a movie about porn, so the sex scene itself isn’t exactly a surprise. What is a surprise however is what this particular sex scene entails, which is the technical sexual assault of an unwilling Mormon by a domineering, clinically obese middle-aged woman with the voice of a forty-year-old Eric Cartman. It’s almost enough to turn one off pornography forever. Almost.
12. A Haunted House 2 (2014)
In this odd send-up of current horror movies, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) moves in with his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly); after a series of events they come across a creepy doll in the house named Abigail, which is clearly intended to spoof the Annabelle doll from The Conjuring.
When Malcolm’s left alone with the doll, he decides to start the small talk, and before long, he starts making out with the doll, then the doll sits on his face, and then they’re having down-right nasty sex, with no orifice left untouched. The scene ends with Malcolm cleaning up Abigail’s nether-regions and falling asleep, cuddling “her”. It’s as outrageous as it sounds.
11. Scary Movie (2000)
Like its primary inspirational source, Wes Craven’s slasher flick Scream, the Wayans Brothers-overseen comedy Scary Movie adheres to the old-school horror movie rule that “final girls” are innocent, sweet virgins. Thus, Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) has never gotten it on with a man. That is until Scary Movie’s final act, during which she finally lets her boyfriend Bobby (Jon Abrahams) take care of business.
This all leads to the couple giving each other oral pleasure which leads to bats flying out of panties, excessive pubic hair exposure, and demonic growling (among other hilarious oddities). Bobby coaxes Cindy to perform the act after comparing it to sucking on a “Tootsie Pop” (only to have her bite her way to the “chewy” middle). Then, once things really get going, as Bobby prepares to blow his proverbial load, he erupts with an explosion of sticky DNA leaving Cindy plastered to the ceiling and Bobby emptied out almost into a skeletal husk.