10 Unbelievable Cartoon-Based Porn Parodies You Need To See



Cartoons historically have not been meant for adults (just ask your grandfather, who probably still stubbornly feels this way). Mostly, with some exception, cartoons were simply made as amusement for children that were often produced as cheaply as achievable. They were just cartoons, and nothing more. Over the course of some decades, this way of thinking has thankfully changed. In fact, today, cartoons are so much equally for adults that there is even a booming market for cartoon-based porn parodies. And that’s the topic at hand today (don’t judge us).

If greatness is judged on absurdity, then prepare yourself for some of the greatest parodies of all time! The best part of watching these pornographic spoofs is getting the opportunity to compare them to their animated counterparts. Some are flat-out ridiculous while others are actually well put together send-ups with some decent acting done by well-endowed look-alikes.

On that note, it can’t be stressed enough how NSFW and adults-only this list is. In fact, the majority of this post’s creation was spent finding relatively safe screen shots. Also, ready yourself for puns. Lots and lots of puns.

10. Beaver & Buttface

Beavis and Butt-head Parody

It’s been over twenty glorious years since generational icons Beavis and Butt-head first premiered on television screens. MTV unleashed the generation X weinerheads to an unsuspecting public in 1993, teaching a whole new audience about satire, riffing and proper means of “TP” acquisition along the way.

During the show’s early run, several pornographers jumped on the bandwagon with parodies. The first, entitled Beaver & Buttcheeks, turned the lead characters into two hot chicks (and Ron Jeremy makes an appearance).

Though, the one proper Beavis and Butt-head parody that most are familiar with (well, at least if you’re a Cinema Snob fan) is Beaver & Buttface, directed by Buck Adams. This masterpiece features the duo taking a “human sexuality course” at college. And when the titular characters aren’t getting it on themselves, the film presents us with non-related porn interludes (to resemble the music video interludes from the original show). Not sure what’s more unrealistic. The fact that these two are taking any type of college course whatsoever or the fact that, after all these years, they finally scored.

9. Simpsons: The XXX Parody

Marge Simpson

While watching The Simpsons porn parody, one thought will inevitably come to mind: they figured out this skin-yellowing camera effect first, and then decided to make the porn, right? It’s so shockingly successful that it’s hard to imagine it was the “egg” in this scenario. Some production assistant was messing around on the camera, hit a random button (probably one labeled “let’s make it real weird”), and then writer-director Lee Roy Myers saw yellow skin and his eyeballs exploded from the number of dollar signs scrolling through them. It’s the only logical explanation.

Simpson’s XXX, at the very beginning, hits you off with some laughs as Homer (you can’t see his face but you know it’s him), passes off a video tape starring himself and Marge for a bag of donuts. What proceeds thereafter are the contents of said tape that was filmed using Ned Flanders’s camera.

Most of your favorite characters make an appearance at some point; from Moe Szyslak, Cookie Kwan, McBain, and many others. Thankfully (or sadly?) no Simpson children are present.

8. Not South Park XXX

South Park Bus

Over the years, South Park has grown with its viewers. Starting life as an attempt to televise the crudest, most offensive content possible, the show has evolved to take in what happens in the world and spit it back in a distorted, often hilarious fashion. Everything from scientology to Obama’s election to Pokemon have been skewered.

Ironically, a porn parody of Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s Comedy Central series is probably tame compared to most of the subject matter from their 18-season run, but director Will Ryder (who also directed gems like Not The Three Stooges XXX and Not Charlie Sheen’s House Of Whores XXX) spoofed the Colorado town anyways. And it’s pretty hilarious.

All grown up, the boys are now in college and indulging in the type of debauchery that young men of their age typical do. Soon enough, Kyle falls in love with a junior co-ed but Cartman discovers that she’s a porn star. In typical Cartman fashion, he doesn’t let him easily off the hook about this fact. The only thing that could have made this parody any better is if they had Butters singing his rendition of What What (In The Butt).

7. The Flintstones: A XXX Parody

The Flintstones Characters

“Yaba Dabba… Do her hard!”

This statement (command?) is emblazoned across the top of New Sensations’ The Flintstones: A XXX Parody’s box cover, and it’s a perfect summation of what to expect. Another entry from Will Ryder, this time he takes aim at the 1960s Hanna-Barbera classic show.

The official synopsis reads as follows: “Poor Fred is having a mid-life crisis. His little girl Pebbles is 18 and getting ready to move out of the house. He’s getting older, maybe a little rounder, and he starts to question if he is attractive enough for his hot wife, Wilma. What happens when it is just the two of them? Could Wilma be seeing someone else? Is it Betty? Barney? Bam Bam? Mr. Slate? The result is one of the funniest parodies ever. The whole gang is here so come join them all for sexy, good time!”

Every scenario you could think of involving these characters comes to fruition. Bam Bam is boning Pebbles. Wilma is secretly having an affair with Betty. And we also learn how Wilma got her pearl necklace. Yabba Dabba Doo indeed.

6. Family Guy: The XXX Parody

Family Guy Meg Quagmire

From the guys that brought you Simpsons: The XXX Parody, comes their follow-up live-action porno spoof, Family Guy: The XXX Parody. Allll Riiight!

Sometime in the ‘90s Seth MacFarlane took a look at the TV landscape, saw a lack of moronic, foul-mouthed buffoons and thought to himself: better fill that gap with some fart gags. And so Family Guy was born. An animated series that charts the perpetual downfall of the Griffins, a Rhode Island family led by the dumb-as-dirt patriarch Peter.

This time around, Peter and his friends are going through a dry spell, except for Quagmire, who just hasn’t had sex with a conscious non-Asian in a while. So, they decide to do whatever they can to convince their wives to get nasty with them again, before they lose their nerve, like Joe’s legs. If you ever wanted to see what it would look like if Quagmire finally hooked up with Meg, this is the movie for you. Giggity Giggity Goo indeed.

5. American Dad XXX

American Dad Hayley Roger

Another one of America’s favorite animated family comes to life. Patriarch of the family, Stan Smith, is a career CIA agent and family man. At first glance he seems to have a very average life in his suburban home. But with a closer look you see that this is not the case. His beautiful over sexed wife and sexually adventurous offspring are just the beginning. But once you see the horny alien from outer space and the goldfish with a human brain that he harbors, you will quickly find that life with the Smith’s is nothing short of suburban mayhem.

The most outrageous scene of this spoof is when Stan’s hippy daughter Haley wants to save the rain forest, but she needs cash. Roger the alien mastermind has a plan, but it involves some stripping and sex. After some initial hesitancy, Haley shimmies out of her clothes and gets busy with the grey-suited alien. She drops right to her knees and starts sucking. Hey, aliens need love too.

4. This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX

Smurfs Parody

If elves and fairies were Protestants and Catholics, Smurfs were the Mormons. They lived in a tight-knit and self-sufficient society, and cherished community bonding through occasional campfire sing-a-thons. But unlike the believers, they weren’t allowed to keep multiple wives and an entire population of blue phallus-wielding males (no relation to Dr. Manhattan) were stuck with not a lot of choices in the female department.

A village of small blue characters with only one chick speaks volumes about how much of a hell living with them would be. However, according to this porn parody by the folks over at Hustler, things really aren’t as bad as them seem. This village seems to have no problem in the sex department, apparently.

After a small resurgence for the Smurfs thanks to the money-grabbing Hollywood release a few years back, it makes sense that someone would jump on the usual parody bandwagon to pornify the children’s characters, right? The answer to that question is no. In fact, everyone involved with this film should smurfing ashamed of themselves. And damn you for putting weird thoughts in our heads, and making Smurfette even hotter than she already was in cartoon form. Damn you!

3. Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

Sailor Moon Girls

What sets Sailor Moon apart from other “magical girl” series like Magical Princess Minky Momo and Magical Idol Pastel Yumi is that the Sailor Soldiers were always kicking ass and saving the planet while we waited to see what evil monster Queen Beryl of the Negaverse conjured to retrieve the magical Legendary Silver Crystal from the Sailor Soldiers—Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, and Sailor Jupiter.

Was Darien Shields, otherwise known as Tuxedo Mask, going to help? Would he ever discover that Serena was his long-lost bae from the Moon Kingdom? Would Luna and Serena have another come-to-Jesus moment? So much suspense! So much intrigue!

In this porn parody from Hustler, the barely legal school girl scouts – played by porn stars wearing adorable cosplay outfits – need to save the world, and the evil general enters their dreams to try to thwart them. From there, it’s all the girls stripping and having sex and occasionally shooting fire balls out of their hands. At least it’s (somewhat) faithful to its source material.

2. SpongeKnob SquareNuts

Skin Diamond SpongeBob

SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the most polarizing figures in cartoon history. Some find the character utterly annoying and can’t stand his irritable laugh, while others think he’s the most adorable creature in all the seven seas. Love him or hate him, the porous yellow sponge has, over a long TV life, become one of the biggest and most influential cartoon franchises.

Part of the show’s longevity is due to the fact that the humor is aimed at grown-ups just as much as children. As far as Nickelodeon shows go, SpongeBob is actually fairly adult. There are jokes about semen, penises, vaginas, and nudity; hell, the show takes place in a town called Bikini Bottom. So, it shouldn’t come as that big of a surprise that someone would decide to make a SpongeBob porn parody.

SpongeKnob SquareNuts features a yellow-painted actor in a clunky, crusty SpongeBob costume and a much more svelte woman (the great Skin Diamond) in the astronaut suit that belongs to Sandy the Squirrel. The story hinges on SpongeBob’s sudden realization that he appears to be the only sentient sponge around, and thus he must ensure his bloodline live on. It is, in short, a sponge man in a crisis over his legacy, understanding that we all die one day and panicking that he does not want to do so alone. Sounds legit.

1. Strokémon: The XXX Parody

Strokemon

When the U.S. was struck by Pokémon, it happened in one fell swoop: The game was such a success that the cartoon adaptation arrived almost immediately.

With that, Wood Rocket, the makers of such fine porn parodies as Gnardians Of The Galaxy: 50 Shades Of Groot and the aforementioned SpongeKnob SquareNuts, have truly outdone themselves with Strokémon, a sexy spoof of Pokémon. Well, it’s sexy in theory. Actually seeing Pikachu as Dickachu, and Squirtle as Squirt-Hole, may or may not scar you for life.

The funniest thing about this parody is probably the intro song, which actually features the line, “I’ve touched so many balls.” There’s also the weirdness involved with seeing real-life porn stars dressed as anime characters, but that’s neither here nor there. And to think, Pokemon’s creator, Satoshi Tajiri was nearly talked out of developing these characters by his father who wanted him to become an electrical repairman. Three cheers for disobedience!

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